Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
News Feed
Melissa: Did you see that picture of her?
Me: Yeah.
Melissa: She looks so different in that photo. She looks European.
Me: Yeah.
Melissa: (whispers) She looks fat.
Vocab Lesson
Melissa: What's the difference between banana peppers and pepperoncini?
Me: I think they're the same thing.
Melissa: Oh really?
Me: Yeah. But at Subway when I order it, I only call it banana peppers.
Melissa: Yeah I think if you called it pepperoncini at Subway they would be so confused. They would be like, "Vhat?"
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Pete Burns
Me: He looks like a mix between Megan Fox and Monica Bellucci.
Melissa: And the goldfish from American Dad
Freedom
Melissa: It must feel soooo good to get out of jail. So much freedom. You must feel like you could do anything, like drugs.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Care Package
me: ahh
did u get my mail?:?
Melissa: OMGG YESSS
me: OMG GOOD
Melissa: I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO MENTION
OMG LOLL I LOVE ITTTT
me: melissa i had no clue if the postal service woudl accept it
i just put the little chick in an envelope and put two stamps on it
Melissa: omg
when i got the envelope,
there was a little hole in it
and blue fuzz was coming out
and i was like, okay.. def. from maggie
me: was it smashed?
Melissa: hahahha
yes it is so smashed
one of its wings broke off
me: can it even stand up
Melissa: no it has to lean against that purple duck u gave me
hahaha
but me and victor have named it 'jimbabwe'
and it has been in victor's mouth a few times
me: AHAHAHAHHA
i can IMAGINE
Melissa: LOL
me: i think it's cute that it's injured
it's like it went to war between Chicago and California
battle scars
Melissa: haha i knoww
its face is on the left side of its body
did u get my mail?:?
Melissa: OMGG YESSS
me: OMG GOOD
Melissa: I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO MENTION
OMG LOLL I LOVE ITTTT
me: melissa i had no clue if the postal service woudl accept it
i just put the little chick in an envelope and put two stamps on it
Melissa: omg
when i got the envelope,
there was a little hole in it
and blue fuzz was coming out
and i was like, okay.. def. from maggie
me: was it smashed?
Melissa: hahahha
yes it is so smashed
one of its wings broke off
me: can it even stand up
Melissa: no it has to lean against that purple duck u gave me
hahaha
but me and victor have named it 'jimbabwe'
and it has been in victor's mouth a few times
me: AHAHAHAHHA
i can IMAGINE
Melissa: LOL
me: i think it's cute that it's injured
it's like it went to war between Chicago and California
battle scars
Melissa: haha i knoww
its face is on the left side of its body
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