American Girl Dolls

Melissa: Rebecca should come with pinched pennies.

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Melissa: That one is Filipino. Her name is probably Eunice.

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Melissa: I like the dogs because they look primitive.

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Melissa: That's cute, she looks like the Hulk.

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Melissa: Nard-Dog.

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Just Like You American Girl Doll
Light skin, black hair, brown eyes
#4 in the catalogue

Melissa: You should name her Molina. Like Alfred Molina.

Me: I like Addy's story. And I feel like I identify with Josefina's culture.
Melissa: #4 has no story, she's just like us.

Transportation and buildings

Melissa: Victor's friend drove through Santana Row with a megaphone.

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On the Red Line, between North/Clybourn and Clark/Division
Melissa: I feel like I'm on Willy Wonka's boat.

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Waiting at Howard for the Purple line train
Melissa: Mantengase alejado de la puerta.

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Inside Noyes St. Cafe
Melissa: I'm going to design my Sims house like this.

Thoughts on Food and Men

Melissa: he was like "what was the first movie you've ever seen alone?"
and i was like what do you mean??

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At Starbucks:
Melissa: Can I get a side of a sense of humor?

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At Blu Sushi:
Melissa: This food is a textural symphony.

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Melissa: Flo Rida would get a 0 on his IBs

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Melissa: Did you know that a seagull pooped into Victor's mouth?
And his first reaction was to put a bunch of sand in his mouth.

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Melissa: Most people are normal and like to try new things. But you picked the jester out of the deck of cards.

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Melissa: i mean he's pretty convenient
and a nice catch
Me: You mean a 7 eleven
Melissa: 7 eleven whose icee machine is broke

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Melissa: im going to bring my cookbook haha
Me: u mean The Notebook
Melissa: yes lolol
wait did u know that my cookbook has a picture of my future wedding dress on it
i glued it on

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Melissa: my life is so much better with victor
it is so safe
and filled with fluffy marshmallows

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Me: i dont think i can marry an asian
Melissa: i feel like u should just try it
maybe an asian guy adopted by black parents?

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Me: there is a pattern to my life
seriously
im gonna grow up
never marry
get a dog
upgrade my netflix to 4-at-a-time
and then plan my funeral
Melissa: hey it sounds like a nice life to me
u are going to be like that guy in amelie with the glass bones

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Melissa: chicago is perfect for u
not too big of a city to make u feel like ur life got turned upside down
Me: oh yeah totally
Melissa: but just enough food to make u really excited

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Melissa: did u hear me whimper last night?
Me: no
Melissa: cuz in my dream I was crying like craaaazyyy