We Don't Take Reservations

me: have u seen the No Reservations episode where he visits only shitty places?
it's 3 shitty places in one hour
it's hilarious
it's Baltimore, Detroit, and Buffalo

Melissa: LOL
omg yes
!!!
I WENT to like 2 places that he went to in detroit
the FEATHER BOWLING

me: OMG

Melissa: i bowled there
feather bowling is so fun

me: omg i cannot fucking believe u went feather bowling

Melissa: what if we went feather bowling
and saw anthony bourdain
first of all
i would say
'why the fuck are we feather bowling'

me: ahaaa
omg but i really wanted to go to the lebanese restaurant
that looked so fucking good

Melissa: omg i dont think i saw that part
cuz mommy kept switching back to real housewives of atlanta

me: lolllllll
she would

Melissa: she thought the episode was sooo boring
cuz it was poor food

Foodies

me: i saw the second vietnam No Reservations episode last night

Melissa: lololl
how did that make u feel

me: it made me want to cry
anthony looks for a place to live
and then he pays his respects to a woman whom he met in the first vietnam episode, who died

Melissa: omg really

me: it was so sad
:( :( :(

Melissa: omg im crying

me: anthony went to the buddhist temple where her ashes are
and he prayed with her son
i wanted to die

Melissa: omg fucking tears rolling down my face

me: vietnamese food is the best

Melissa: anthony bourdain
why is he so respectful
unlike andrew zimmern

me: !!! i know
omg
andrew is the worst
im so glad that anthony makes fun of him

Melissa: andrew zimmern would never do that
he would spit on her ashes and be like 'its a textural thing'

The Nightmare

Melissa: i had a weird family-related dream that made me feel uncomfortable
it involved our cousins, and we were at a family party and there was a bunch of food on a table
but i became frustrated b/c i really wanted the food
but somehow it couldnt get on my plate

True Love

Melissa: nothing beats the fact that i waved to oprah and had the chance to tell her that i love her
oprah knows that i love her
that completes my soul

Gut Feeling

Melissa: omg i hear a train and it reminds me of Little Children
i think kate winslet is going to have sex soon

Goals In Life

me: we can't die until one of us marries a famous person

Melissa: LOL
oh i know

me: and if neither of us marry someone famous, we are going to die like the way leonidas died in 300
with tons of arrows pierced through our bodies
bc we are gonna die trying

Melissa: HAHAH
omg so true
i think one of those arrows pricked me the other day
signaling time is running out

It's Not You, It's Me

Melissa: wait do u wanna hear something funny

me: yes go ahead

Melissa: victor's sister's exboyfriend, who is a tough guy or whatever, he didn't know the order of the months
she had to teach him
and he would pronounce shrimps as 'strimps'

me: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Melissa: wait can i say something else

me: yes

Melissa: he thought that September went first