The Biggest Loser

Melissa: there are a bunch of dorky looking girls in my exercise walking class
cuz only a nerd would take exercise walking


me: we are fat actresses
Melissa: i know
we are like kelly osbourne fat

New Year's Resolution

Melissa: who is your thinspiration?

This is Kunst

Melissa: i also watched a german movie last night called 'love in thoughts' on netflix streaming, with daniel bruhl!!!!
the movie was so 'deep' and it is one of those movies that hans landa would say that it was a movie made as a commodity and sold as art.

School

Melissa: i am learning about subliminal messages right now in class
this class PENIS is really interesting

Man's Best Friend

Melissa: the idea of owen wilson and jennifer aniston in one movie sounds like downing a big cup of broken glass.

Secrets by One Republic

Secrets by One Republic

feat. the new German film "Zweiohrkueken" (Two-Eared Chick),
the sequel to "Keinorhasen" (Rabbit without Ears)
feat. HUGO STIGLITZ

Melissa: did u see the vid yet???

me: no it's taking forever to dl

Melissa: :(
can i tell u what it is

me: no
yes?
tell me

Melissa: k ill tell u
stiglittzzz everywhereee
i think its scenes from his new movie?
at first i thought it was just for the music vid

me: WHAT
WHAT
wait
also
WHAT

Melissa: but some scenes were like totally unexplained and i was like ok this is definitely from a movie
!! yes!!
stiglitzz
isnt that weird??
why would one republic do that lol

me: OH I KNOW
I KNOW WHY
bc u know that one movie where stiglitz is a bully to the girl
he plays the papparazzo [Keinohrhasen]

Melissa: uh huh

me: and he talks to that little girl
who is actually his daughter
well that one republic song with timabland was like the movie theme

Melissa: whaaat loll
sooo weird

me: and when i watched interviews about the movie, they could not stop talking about one republic
cuz they're german
u know?

Melissa: HAHAH
omg lolol

me: i bet that's why one republic asked him to be in the video

Melissa: that is like finding out that twilight vampires sparkle in sunlight

Bear Naked

Melissa: the only person who can beat bear grylls
is bear grylls

me: i know
if u had to be in some kind of region/environment/atmosphere/country with bear, what would it be?
a part of me wants to go to a cold region

Melissa: ooo same here

me: cuz he would find some reason to get butt naked

Melissa: cuz he always gets naked there
LOL

me: sistahhhhhz

Melissa: sistahhhzz
i would ask him to demonstrate how to get out of an ice hole
lol aw cute he has a little pudge on his stomach
eating too many shepards pies at home?