Melissa: omg what will u do if olympics is in chicago in 2016
will u suicide
me: YES
omg
well maybe if we get olympics then there will be an express train on the weekends
Melissa: hahahah
but there would be like 50 million ppl on it
and like
cubs game
every day
all day
all night
x2
me: it would be so bad
2016
how many yrs is that
6
ok
i have to get the hell out of chicago before then
BUT
omg
what if i get to have sex with like some swimmers
Melissa: LOL
consider urself STDed
chicago's a big town
big vaginas
me: i know
lololll
man
yeah on friday we are having a viewing party at work
to see if we get it
if we do, i dont know what's going to happen
Melissa: u should have a funeral party!!!
since u all are going to commit suicide
u can have a funeral while ur still alive
cuz once everyone suicides no one will be alive to show up to ur funeral
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