Childhood Trauma

Melissa: i have one traumatic memory
i remember when u caught me talking on my fake cell phone
i was so embarassed
but

me: AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
OMG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AHAHHAHAHA

Melissa: HAHAHAHHAHA

me: I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS AT ALLLL

Melissa: OMG ARE U SERIOUS LOLOLOLLLLL

me: AHAHAHAHKALSKLdjklsdjlafjlkasdf
NO!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
omg
that is SO CLASSIC

Melissa: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG LOL
OMG i cant believe u do n ot remember

me: AHAAAA
that is THE BEST
ahahahah
NO

Melissa: u were looking at me from upstairs on the balcoony thingy, and i was laying on the floor talking into my fake cellphone (calculator that grandma gave me) and u were like 'what are u doing'
i was like OMG and i said something stupid
and u were like yeahh right and walked away