Weight Watcher

me: i need to buy a scale

Melissa: u should
scales are fun
but only when you are not being fat

Bad dreams

Melissa: i had the weirdest dream
about u

me: !!
tell me

Melissa: ok,
so in my dream we were hanging out with mommy and daddy and we lived in our fremont house
and you had your boyfriend over to visit
and he looked like a manlier version of justin theroux
but the thing is
earlier that day i saw a youtube video of your boyfriend with his friend and they killed a baby
and i was telling you, OMG you can't trust this guy because i saw him kill a baby
and then you started talking something about how you know, and that he has anger issues
and then i asked you if he hurt you yet, and you gave some ambiguous answer that meant 'yes'
and then...
my alarm clock went off
LOL
what does that dream mean
i think it probably has to do with the fact that i bootlegged saw shutter island last night

No Kleenex for Kids

me: i know that many times i would have really bad snotty noses
but iw ouldn't cover it up
cuz i thought that covering it up meant that something was wrong

Melissa: LOL OMGG
I KNOW

me: and if u just acted like there was no snot on your nose, then there wasn't

Melissa: if u covered it, its like EVERYONE WILL KNO U HAVE SNOT

Childhood Trauma Part Deux

Melissa: did u have imaginary friends when u were a kid
cuz.. i did
except they werent imaginary
they were real people from school that i would pretend i was friends with

Childhood Trauma

Melissa: i have one traumatic memory
i remember when u caught me talking on my fake cell phone
i was so embarassed
but

me: AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
OMG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AHAHHAHAHA

Melissa: HAHAHAHHAHA

me: I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS AT ALLLL

Melissa: OMG ARE U SERIOUS LOLOLOLLLLL

me: AHAHAHAHKALSKLdjklsdjlafjlkasdf
NO!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
omg
that is SO CLASSIC

Melissa: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG LOL
OMG i cant believe u do n ot remember

me: AHAAAA
that is THE BEST
ahahahah
NO

Melissa: u were looking at me from upstairs on the balcoony thingy, and i was laying on the floor talking into my fake cellphone (calculator that grandma gave me) and u were like 'what are u doing'
i was like OMG and i said something stupid
and u were like yeahh right and walked away

My Super Sweet Life

Melissa: hello
lol i am so spoiled
i am like so ahead of the game because i am automatically richer than all those kids who have to pay loans
i am like thousands of dollars richer than them

Job Huntress

Melissa: mmm omg what if i work at stanford
ohh that would be cute i can look at palo alto everyday
lolol that probably sounds disgusting to u

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Melissa: i dont want to work
i want to have vacation forever
to be happy u must do an activity that matches an appropriate amount of challenge with your own level of skill and communications