Afternoon Delight

Melissa: oh btw did u know that this dog is in my living
room right now
like not even joking
his name is armani
me: i cant believe that dog's name is armani
they should change it's name
to rufus
or
Georgina
Melissa: aww georgina
totally
its a boy tho
its probably gay anyways

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me: so i work with a database that has the personal
information of pretty much all northwestern alums
Melissa: omg me too
i can look up everyone's gpa
i should start a dumbest ppl at uc davis group
and post the lowest gpas

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Melissa: did u know that i frickin love going to work+school
now
i dunno why maybe im on drugs or osmething
theres nothing to explain it

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Melissa: i am so human
the humanest

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Melissa: ~*crush*~


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Melissa: i feel like that was us
singing 'hashpipe' with the lyrics 'hashbrowns'
we had such a laughh ataaackk
on the way to ann arbor
that whole trip was such a blur b/c of that frickin song

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Melissa: omg so tired
i just refilled the water thingie
that thing is so heavy

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Melissa: like the vampire is actually a boy who got
castrated, and she was living with a pedophile?

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Melissa: someone brought in cookies
yum

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Melissa: i bet father oreilly actually gave us a billion dollars

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Melissa: have u ever had eczema

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Melissa: i feel like daddy is invincible