Planning a trip to Chicago, etc.

Melissa: omg what is the first place u are going to take me to i am so excited for chicago u have no idea
cuz i realized that chicago looks like a CITYYY

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Melissa: omg if i get a 4.0 can u treat me out to a fancy dinner at pantalons fancie

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Melissa: omg we should try penis meat

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Melissa: im not even going to graduate after this
the moment i arrive in chicago my GPA will drop to 1.0

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me: my bosses gave me a bouquet of purple tulips for Administrative Assistant's day
Melissa: LOL thats so depressing they were secretly telling u to shrivel up and die under your desk

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Melissa: u kno what i am really craving and have been craving for a few weeks now a SANDWHICH can u just give me a sebastopol right now




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Melissa: omg so i had another weird dream i had a dream that it was kinda like the end of the world and the world itself was attacking ppl inside of it
like papers on the floor would come alive and try to hurt you
so what i did was i kept hitting the papers with some sort of object until they wouldn't move anymore
oh and there were like these flying bombs that would land randomly and i remember there was one point where a bomb landed right behind us
and when the bomb hit the ground i flew up with my balloons and then i landed softly on the ground

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Melissa: SANDWHICHES

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Melissa: taxi!! lol! ive never taken a taxi!

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Melissa: is there a grocery store near ur place? im totally gonna cook u dinner like a good asian wife
and by dinner i mean hamburger helper

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me: i was looking up ghost tours
Melissa: omg ghost tours yes we have to do it
me: but only if u get a 4.0
Melissa: omgg i kno nerveuse what if i dont i will be sad if i dont get a 4.0
then i have to walk ahead of u in the ghost tour

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Melissa: why are u so excited? u live there

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Melissa: when u are at work i am going to stare out the window like a cat while drinking coffee

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Melissa: oh guess what im a seniorrrr

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me: our MI house is only worth $335k isn't that so sad we are so poor
Melissa: whaaat omg i remember when i used to think 500k was lame
does this mean that i should get financial aid cuz our house is only worth 300k