Saturday, December 5, 2009
This is Kunst
Melissa: i also watched a german movie last night called 'love in thoughts' on netflix streaming, with daniel bruhl!!!!
the movie was so 'deep' and it is one of those movies that hans landa would say that it was a movie made as a commodity and sold as art.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
School
Man's Best Friend
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Secrets by One Republic
feat. the new German film "Zweiohrkueken" (Two-Eared Chick),
the sequel to "Keinorhasen" (Rabbit without Ears)
feat. HUGO STIGLITZ
Melissa: did u see the vid yet???
me: no it's taking forever to dl
Melissa: :(
can i tell u what it is
me: no
yes?
tell me
Melissa: k ill tell u
stiglittzzz everywhereee
i think its scenes from his new movie?
at first i thought it was just for the music vid
me: WHAT
WHAT
wait
also
WHAT
Melissa: but some scenes were like totally unexplained and i was like ok this is definitely from a movie
!! yes!!
stiglitzz
isnt that weird??
why would one republic do that lol
me: OH I KNOW
I KNOW WHY
bc u know that one movie where stiglitz is a bully to the girl
he plays the papparazzo [Keinohrhasen]
Melissa: uh huh
me: and he talks to that little girl
who is actually his daughter
well that one republic song with timabland was like the movie theme
Melissa: whaaat loll
sooo weird
me: and when i watched interviews about the movie, they could not stop talking about one republic
cuz they're german
u know?
Melissa: HAHAH
omg lolol
me: i bet that's why one republic asked him to be in the video
Melissa: that is like finding out that twilight vampires sparkle in sunlight
the sequel to "Keinorhasen" (Rabbit without Ears)
feat. HUGO STIGLITZ
Melissa: did u see the vid yet???
me: no it's taking forever to dl
Melissa: :(
can i tell u what it is
me: no
yes?
tell me
Melissa: k ill tell u
stiglittzzz everywhereee
i think its scenes from his new movie?
at first i thought it was just for the music vid
me: WHAT
WHAT
wait
also
WHAT
Melissa: but some scenes were like totally unexplained and i was like ok this is definitely from a movie
!! yes!!
stiglitzz
isnt that weird??
why would one republic do that lol
me: OH I KNOW
I KNOW WHY
bc u know that one movie where stiglitz is a bully to the girl
he plays the papparazzo [Keinohrhasen]
Melissa: uh huh
me: and he talks to that little girl
who is actually his daughter
well that one republic song with timabland was like the movie theme
Melissa: whaaat loll
sooo weird
me: and when i watched interviews about the movie, they could not stop talking about one republic
cuz they're german
u know?
Melissa: HAHAH
omg lolol
me: i bet that's why one republic asked him to be in the video
Melissa: that is like finding out that twilight vampires sparkle in sunlight
Bear Naked
Melissa: the only person who can beat bear grylls
is bear grylls
me: i know
if u had to be in some kind of region/environment/atmosphere/country with bear, what would it be?
a part of me wants to go to a cold region
Melissa: ooo same here
me: cuz he would find some reason to get butt naked
Melissa: cuz he always gets naked there
LOL
me: sistahhhhhz
Melissa: sistahhhzz
i would ask him to demonstrate how to get out of an ice hole
lol aw cute he has a little pudge on his stomach
eating too many shepards pies at home?
Boyfriend
Shelter from the Storm
Sunday, October 4, 2009
House Hunting
Mixed Emotions
Melissa: i have to tell u something
i had a weird embarrassing crush yesterday
while i was watching this one political documentary in my class
me: yes
who
Melissa: this was an old documentary btw
james carville
HAHA
me: ahahahahahhaha
omg
....
Melissa: ok
yeah
he had hair in the documentary
lololll
me: wait can u find a pic of this documentary
i want to see james carville as a hottie
Melissa: 'the war room'
its about clinton's first presidential campaign
i cant find pics
but i can find pics of him next to gollum
the resemblance is uncanny
i had a weird embarrassing crush yesterday
while i was watching this one political documentary in my class
me: yes
who
Melissa: this was an old documentary btw
james carville
HAHA
me: ahahahahahhaha
omg
....
Melissa: ok
yeah
he had hair in the documentary
lololll
me: wait can u find a pic of this documentary
i want to see james carville as a hottie
Melissa: 'the war room'
its about clinton's first presidential campaign
i cant find pics
but i can find pics of him next to gollum
the resemblance is uncanny
High Class
Melissa: u are such an elitist
me: omg i am the hugest elitist ever
Melissa: IA stanford northwestern
me: i know
Melissa: ur missing one thing tho
i went to private preschool bitch
me: AHAHAH
omg
i was waiting for it
i know
my whole life
is defined by the fact that i couldn't go to Challenger
Melissa: where is my fucking challenger tote bag
omg challenger's website
such bullshit
i dont have one single memory from that school
and ur the one who got to go to stanford
me: LOL
i have so many memories
of visiting
Life Flashing Before Your Eyes
Melissa: omg what will u do if olympics is in chicago in 2016
will u suicide
me: YES
omg
well maybe if we get olympics then there will be an express train on the weekends
Melissa: hahahah
but there would be like 50 million ppl on it
and like
cubs game
every day
all day
all night
x2
me: it would be so bad
2016
how many yrs is that
6
ok
i have to get the hell out of chicago before then
BUT
omg
what if i get to have sex with like some swimmers
Melissa: LOL
consider urself STDed
chicago's a big town
big vaginas
me: i know
lololll
man
yeah on friday we are having a viewing party at work
to see if we get it
if we do, i dont know what's going to happen
Melissa: u should have a funeral party!!!
since u all are going to commit suicide
u can have a funeral while ur still alive
cuz once everyone suicides no one will be alive to show up to ur funeral
Street Smart
Suddenly I See
True Colors
Papa, Paparazzi
me: i was like omg i want to move to LA
and marry someone famous
but then when i walked into the business school today
and saw so many hotties
i was like
no i want to marry a wealthy anonymous person
bc i am a private person
Melissa: oh i kno
u would be so annoyed if they were famous
cuz u would know too much about them too quickly
me: it would be a huge nightmare
well it's not that
i dont mind knowing too much
it's just that
u cant go to Safeway without someone making a big
deal out of it
Melissa: hehe yeah
so sad
i would get so much crap in the tabloids about my
safeway excursions
no makeup
and marry someone famous
but then when i walked into the business school today
and saw so many hotties
i was like
no i want to marry a wealthy anonymous person
bc i am a private person
Melissa: oh i kno
u would be so annoyed if they were famous
cuz u would know too much about them too quickly
me: it would be a huge nightmare
well it's not that
i dont mind knowing too much
it's just that
u cant go to Safeway without someone making a big
deal out of it
Melissa: hehe yeah
so sad
i would get so much crap in the tabloids about my
safeway excursions
no makeup
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Role Model
Melissa: okay so my teacher is like this really inspirational dragon lady
within the first 5 minutes of class, she was telling us to be the author of our own lives
and to be a shadow of a human being is really sad
and she made me get watery eyes
oh and my teacher said that we should not be in class to get our MRS
"Mrs. Degree"
she said all of this within the first 5 minutes btw
within the first 5 minutes of class, she was telling us to be the author of our own lives
and to be a shadow of a human being is really sad
and she made me get watery eyes
oh and my teacher said that we should not be in class to get our MRS
"Mrs. Degree"
she said all of this within the first 5 minutes btw
Birth Order
Melissa: i had a random theory during church
another deep thoughts moment
i think that if u are the youngest child in the family, ur ultimate goals in life, in who u want to be is basically within the range of what ur older siblings are like
like i think that if i wanted to be the perfect version of myself i would have to inherit ur qualities
basically this is my way of spilling the beans about how u complete me
Self Image
Melissa: i cant believe he majored in english at berkeley
that explains why when he talks his words are very crisp
crisp words means that ur confident about what u say
which means he's smart
me: which means i slur everything
Melissa: i totally slur
i slur so much
that is why u cant ever understand me
makes me nervous that i am basically a wet toast
a toast that's been soggy from its own condensation
Nature's Mysteries
Parental Advice
me: so i was feeling good about last night
and then when i talked to mommy
she basically was like
oh that's great but take it slow
you dont know who they slept with
you dont know who they really are
she gave me the whole spiel
and i mean she is right, but what a buzzkill
Melissa: hahah
oh i kno
she has to say that tho
or else she is like orange oprah
lindsay lohan's mom
Small World
Monday, September 21, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
We Don't Take Reservations
me: have u seen the No Reservations episode where he visits only shitty places?
it's 3 shitty places in one hour
it's hilarious
it's Baltimore, Detroit, and Buffalo
Melissa: LOL
omg yes
!!!
I WENT to like 2 places that he went to in detroit
the FEATHER BOWLING
me: OMG
Melissa: i bowled there
feather bowling is so fun
me: omg i cannot fucking believe u went feather bowling
Melissa: what if we went feather bowling
and saw anthony bourdain
first of all
i would say
'why the fuck are we feather bowling'
me: ahaaa
omg but i really wanted to go to the lebanese restaurant
that looked so fucking good
Melissa: omg i dont think i saw that part
cuz mommy kept switching back to real housewives of atlanta
me: lolllllll
she would
Melissa: she thought the episode was sooo boring
cuz it was poor food
it's 3 shitty places in one hour
it's hilarious
it's Baltimore, Detroit, and Buffalo
Melissa: LOL
omg yes
!!!
I WENT to like 2 places that he went to in detroit
the FEATHER BOWLING
me: OMG
Melissa: i bowled there
feather bowling is so fun
me: omg i cannot fucking believe u went feather bowling
Melissa: what if we went feather bowling
and saw anthony bourdain
first of all
i would say
'why the fuck are we feather bowling'
me: ahaaa
omg but i really wanted to go to the lebanese restaurant
that looked so fucking good
Melissa: omg i dont think i saw that part
cuz mommy kept switching back to real housewives of atlanta
me: lolllllll
she would
Melissa: she thought the episode was sooo boring
cuz it was poor food
Foodies
me: i saw the second vietnam No Reservations episode last night
Melissa: lololl
how did that make u feel
me: it made me want to cry
anthony looks for a place to live
and then he pays his respects to a woman whom he met in the first vietnam episode, who died
Melissa: omg really
me: it was so sad
:( :( :(
Melissa: omg im crying
me: anthony went to the buddhist temple where her ashes are
and he prayed with her son
i wanted to die
Melissa: omg fucking tears rolling down my face
me: vietnamese food is the best
Melissa: anthony bourdain
why is he so respectful
unlike andrew zimmern
me: !!! i know
omg
andrew is the worst
im so glad that anthony makes fun of him
Melissa: andrew zimmern would never do that
he would spit on her ashes and be like 'its a textural thing'
Melissa: lololl
how did that make u feel
me: it made me want to cry
anthony looks for a place to live
and then he pays his respects to a woman whom he met in the first vietnam episode, who died
Melissa: omg really
me: it was so sad
:( :( :(
Melissa: omg im crying
me: anthony went to the buddhist temple where her ashes are
and he prayed with her son
i wanted to die
Melissa: omg fucking tears rolling down my face
me: vietnamese food is the best
Melissa: anthony bourdain
why is he so respectful
unlike andrew zimmern
me: !!! i know
omg
andrew is the worst
im so glad that anthony makes fun of him
Melissa: andrew zimmern would never do that
he would spit on her ashes and be like 'its a textural thing'
The Nightmare
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
True Love
Gut Feeling
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Goals In Life
me: we can't die until one of us marries a famous person
Melissa: LOL
oh i know
me: and if neither of us marry someone famous, we are going to die like the way leonidas died in 300
with tons of arrows pierced through our bodies
bc we are gonna die trying
Melissa: HAHAH
omg so true
i think one of those arrows pricked me the other day
signaling time is running out
Melissa: LOL
oh i know
me: and if neither of us marry someone famous, we are going to die like the way leonidas died in 300
with tons of arrows pierced through our bodies
bc we are gonna die trying
Melissa: HAHAH
omg so true
i think one of those arrows pricked me the other day
signaling time is running out
It's Not You, It's Me
Melissa: wait do u wanna hear something funny
me: yes go ahead
Melissa: victor's sister's exboyfriend, who is a tough guy or whatever, he didn't know the order of the months
she had to teach him
and he would pronounce shrimps as 'strimps'
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Melissa: wait can i say something else
me: yes
Melissa: he thought that September went first
me: yes go ahead
Melissa: victor's sister's exboyfriend, who is a tough guy or whatever, he didn't know the order of the months
she had to teach him
and he would pronounce shrimps as 'strimps'
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Melissa: wait can i say something else
me: yes
Melissa: he thought that September went first
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Operation Have Sex on Prom Night
Melissa: wait didnt u think it was so hot when bridget von hammersmarck said that she is escorting those 3 dudes to the premiere
lucky girl
they are all so handsome
me: actually i wasn't that jealous when bridget had 3 escorts
Melissa: really?
i thought it was cute
its like she was taking them under her wing
me: it's like taking 3 nerds as your date u know
it was like she was tutoring them
omar was not hot
he ruined it
and aldo was so dumb
Melissa: oh noo
not those
wrong scene
stiglitz/hicox/other dude
me: OH
YES
OMG
Melissa: the other dude was cute too but in a vulgar way
me: omgomgomogm
i WAS really jealous
Melissa: LOL
SO JEALOUS
me: SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS
omg
Melissa: SOOOOO JEALOUS
me: omgomgomgogmogmogmogog
Melissa: lol!!
dude
taking those 3 guys to the formal...
would be classic
me: omg i wish i took those three guys to senior formal
drei dates
i want drei dates to formal
Melissa: HAHAH
classic
lucky girl
they are all so handsome
me: actually i wasn't that jealous when bridget had 3 escorts
Melissa: really?
i thought it was cute
its like she was taking them under her wing
me: it's like taking 3 nerds as your date u know
it was like she was tutoring them
omar was not hot
he ruined it
and aldo was so dumb
Melissa: oh noo
not those
wrong scene
stiglitz/hicox/other dude
me: OH
YES
OMG
Melissa: the other dude was cute too but in a vulgar way
me: omgomgomogm
i WAS really jealous
Melissa: LOL
SO JEALOUS
me: SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS
omg
Melissa: SOOOOO JEALOUS
me: omgomgomgogmogmogmogog
Melissa: lol!!
dude
taking those 3 guys to the formal...
would be classic
me: omg i wish i took those three guys to senior formal
drei dates
i want drei dates to formal
Melissa: HAHAH
classic
Nation's Pride (Schpoiler Alert)
Melissa: wait
can i tell u something else
i want frederick zoller to hit on me
me: i want zoller to hit on me so bad
Melissa: i totally want him to hit on me
so smooth
me: when shoshanna said "close the door"
i wanted to pounce on him for realz
Melissa: LOL omg me too
me: right?????
Melissa: especially after he broke open the door
thats hot
me: she should have did it with him and then shot him
Melissa: omg if they did it it would be too much
too much satisfaction
quentin tarantino is a tease
which explains why stiglitz died :(
me: :( :( :(
can i tell u something else
i want frederick zoller to hit on me
me: i want zoller to hit on me so bad
Melissa: i totally want him to hit on me
so smooth
me: when shoshanna said "close the door"
i wanted to pounce on him for realz
Melissa: LOL omg me too
me: right?????
Melissa: especially after he broke open the door
thats hot
me: she should have did it with him and then shot him
Melissa: omg if they did it it would be too much
too much satisfaction
quentin tarantino is a tease
which explains why stiglitz died :(
me: :( :( :(
When Nein Means Yes
Melissa: can we talk about the strudels
i love how he ordered cream
and didnt let her eat it until the cream came
hans landa is such an amazing character
me: i love the fact that he wouldn't let her eat before the cream arrived
i was confused tho cuz i thought he ordered cream for his espresso
but then when i learned that he wanted her to wait so that she can enjoy the strudel in all its glory
i was like omg
u sly fox
i dont know whether to love you or hate you
Forbidden Desires
Melissa: omg i forgot to say
that next time i get drunk with u
im going to confess that i have a huge crush on hans landa
me: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
wait
u dont have to say anything
Melissa: LOL
do u have a crush on him?
i mean even though he's probably totally gay
me: he is absolutely gay
Melissa: HAHA yes 'absolutely'
i can imagine him saying 'i am absolutely gay'
inflection on the 'solutely'
that next time i get drunk with u
im going to confess that i have a huge crush on hans landa
me: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
wait
u dont have to say anything
Melissa: LOL
do u have a crush on him?
i mean even though he's probably totally gay
me: he is absolutely gay
Melissa: HAHA yes 'absolutely'
i can imagine him saying 'i am absolutely gay'
inflection on the 'solutely'
Poke
My Man
me: i think one big reason why i prefer stiglitz over bear jew is cuz i like how stiglitz kills his own kind
there is something really hot about that
Melissa: oh i know i was thinking about how u like him so much
i bet its b/c u feel like he would totally protect u
so protective
if a guy smiles at u he would point his gun to his balls
me: i know
sigh
Melissa: or think about how he was whipped
lololol
me: ahahaha
wait
OMG
what was that scene about
i dont get it
Melissa: LOL
me: so he was thinking about that cuz he was bored?
Melissa: okay im sure its totally going to be explained in the prequel
i think it was just to show that his mind does not think about games
there is something really hot about that
Melissa: oh i know i was thinking about how u like him so much
i bet its b/c u feel like he would totally protect u
so protective
if a guy smiles at u he would point his gun to his balls
me: i know
sigh
Melissa: or think about how he was whipped
lololol
me: ahahaha
wait
OMG
what was that scene about
i dont get it
Melissa: LOL
me: so he was thinking about that cuz he was bored?
Melissa: okay im sure its totally going to be explained in the prequel
i think it was just to show that his mind does not think about games
She Respectfully Refuses ;) ;)
Goldilox
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Inglourious Basterds
Melissa: i love that movie seriously
did seth watch it?
me: he said no
and
he is a little offended that u said it's better than kill bill
Melissa: omg
u have no idea
he has no idea
kill bill is dust
me: omg
how can u say that
i cant believe it
at all
the story of kill bill is amazing tho
it's a fucked up love story
it's girl power too
Melissa: whatevz
bill died from erotic asphyxiation
and not from the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique
me: omg
but
u are setting the highest of high expectations
it's gonna be like seth saying children of men is the best
and actually it blew
Melissa: children of men died of erotic asphyxiation
- - -
Melissa: the movie is long, but i loved all of it
there was this one asian couple infront of us who walked out in the middle of the movie
they were young lol
(dumb)
i bet their fav movie is white chicks
- - -
Melissa: kill bill is like lil wayne
Inglorious Basterds is like...kanye
- - -
me: i got mad when people were like "!!!!" and gasping during the scalping
and the swastika carving
i was like shut the fuck up
let me enjoy it
Melissa: oh i bet people in evanston went wild
i hated evanston ppl's reactions when watching movies btw
- - -
Melissa: i feel more secure about my identity now that i have a fav movie
- - -
Melissa: u know how sometimes u wonder why people are so against gay marriage
its like wondering why ppl dont like inglourious
did seth watch it?
me: he said no
and
he is a little offended that u said it's better than kill bill
Melissa: omg
u have no idea
he has no idea
kill bill is dust
me: omg
how can u say that
i cant believe it
at all
the story of kill bill is amazing tho
it's a fucked up love story
it's girl power too
Melissa: whatevz
bill died from erotic asphyxiation
and not from the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique
me: omg
but
u are setting the highest of high expectations
it's gonna be like seth saying children of men is the best
and actually it blew
Melissa: children of men died of erotic asphyxiation
- - -
Melissa: the movie is long, but i loved all of it
there was this one asian couple infront of us who walked out in the middle of the movie
they were young lol
(dumb)
i bet their fav movie is white chicks
- - -
Melissa: kill bill is like lil wayne
Inglorious Basterds is like...kanye
- - -
me: i got mad when people were like "!!!!" and gasping during the scalping
and the swastika carving
i was like shut the fuck up
let me enjoy it
Melissa: oh i bet people in evanston went wild
i hated evanston ppl's reactions when watching movies btw
- - -
Melissa: i feel more secure about my identity now that i have a fav movie
- - -
Melissa: u know how sometimes u wonder why people are so against gay marriage
its like wondering why ppl dont like inglourious
Monster
Carpe Diem
City, I Love You
Melissa: have u seen the trailer for New York, I Love You???
me: OMG
NO
Melissa: love that trailer
me: THAT MOVIE
OMGOMGOMG
HOLY Shit
Melissa: WATCH IT
me: u know
it wont be as good as u think it's gonna be
there's too much going on
bradley will be on screen for like only 2 mins max
Melissa: the movie looks like i dweamed
i know he is
me: all the bradley cooper parts in the trailer are all the bradley cooper parts in the movie
and that's it
and i loved it
Melissa: LOL
yeah u dont have to go buy the ticket now arent u happy
me: i want there to be a San Francisco, Te Amo
Melissa: LOL
omg i would totally see that
there should be a bit about rice a roni
and dockers khaki pants
me: OMG
NO
Melissa: love that trailer
me: THAT MOVIE
OMGOMGOMG
HOLY Shit
Melissa: WATCH IT
me: u know
it wont be as good as u think it's gonna be
there's too much going on
bradley will be on screen for like only 2 mins max
Melissa: the movie looks like i dweamed
i know he is
me: all the bradley cooper parts in the trailer are all the bradley cooper parts in the movie
and that's it
and i loved it
Melissa: LOL
yeah u dont have to go buy the ticket now arent u happy
me: i want there to be a San Francisco, Te Amo
Melissa: LOL
omg i would totally see that
there should be a bit about rice a roni
and dockers khaki pants
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Pull'd Over
Melissa: ommgg
a cop pulled a guy over after yelling at him thru a megaphone
and it IS RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOWWWW
omg they are seriously parked 5 feet away from me
okay not 5
10 feet
and they told the guy to STEP OUTSIDE THE CARRR
SO EXCITING
me: omg
!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEEK THROUGH THE SHADES
Melissa: lololllll
omg me and victor just turned off all the lights
and were peeking thru the shades
i have no idea what it was about
the two cops seemed angry tho
i think it was 2 black cops
and they pulled over a white guy
me: omg
ok
ashton kutcher is sooo gonna run up to them in about 3 secs
Melissa: omg i know
NO ashton kutcher is going to run up to me in about 3 secs
a cop pulled a guy over after yelling at him thru a megaphone
and it IS RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOWWWW
omg they are seriously parked 5 feet away from me
okay not 5
10 feet
and they told the guy to STEP OUTSIDE THE CARRR
SO EXCITING
me: omg
!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEEK THROUGH THE SHADES
Melissa: lololllll
omg me and victor just turned off all the lights
and were peeking thru the shades
i have no idea what it was about
the two cops seemed angry tho
i think it was 2 black cops
and they pulled over a white guy
me: omg
ok
ashton kutcher is sooo gonna run up to them in about 3 secs
Melissa: omg i know
NO ashton kutcher is going to run up to me in about 3 secs
Other Melissa
Melissa: this is a random thought, but there is this asian girl in my writing class and she has never said a word, i haven't even seen her with her mouth open its always closed, and she has really oily hair
i saw a flake of dandruff on her head today
me: umm
that girl may or not may be me
Melissa: HAHA
omg it is so you
she is always looking down too
she's probably scared that he will call on her
why is her hair always oily
i mean there is not one day when i saw her without oily hair
does that mean she's never showered
and why is she acting like melissa circa 2nd grade
Mr. Clean
What Are You Doing?
Friday, August 21, 2009
Mystery Shopper
me: when i came to work on tuesday, someone drew a weird smiley face on my white board
it looks "pleased"
like, it's eyes are little "u"s
Melissa: LOL
me: well i just came back from the bathroom
my smiley face now has curly hair??????
Melissa: HAHAHAH
omg who did it lol
that is hilarious
me: did u know that the cleaning lady secretly draws flowers on ppl's boards
she also wrote a poem on this one woman's board, this woman who went on maternity leave
the poem is so weird
Melissa: that is cute
what was the poem
me: hold on let me see if it's still up
ok
i just wrote it down
omg
LOLOLOLOL
It a girl
She is fun
She is sweet
She is qute
(sic)
She is honey
Congratulation
For you mommy
She is sun
She is moon
I hope she grows
Happy pretty soon
oh also in the poem, there is a picture of a sun below the word sun
Melissa: LOL
omg
that maid is going to steal her baby
it looks "pleased"
like, it's eyes are little "u"s
Melissa: LOL
me: well i just came back from the bathroom
my smiley face now has curly hair??????
Melissa: HAHAHAH
omg who did it lol
that is hilarious
me: did u know that the cleaning lady secretly draws flowers on ppl's boards
she also wrote a poem on this one woman's board, this woman who went on maternity leave
the poem is so weird
Melissa: that is cute
what was the poem
me: hold on let me see if it's still up
ok
i just wrote it down
omg
LOLOLOLOL
It a girl
She is fun
She is sweet
She is qute
(sic)
She is honey
Congratulation
For you mommy
She is sun
She is moon
I hope she grows
Happy pretty soon
oh also in the poem, there is a picture of a sun below the word sun
Melissa: LOL
omg
that maid is going to steal her baby
Self Awareness
me: my boss just left and said bye
and "feel better"
but im not sick?
Melissa: HAHAH
what is that supposed to mean
are your boobs showing?
maybe your stomach is showing
i had a really embarrassing moment with that
i was wearing a button up shirt
and i thought i was really cool
and then when i came home i realized that all the buttons on my stomach area were open
"fuck"
and "feel better"
but im not sick?
Melissa: HAHAH
what is that supposed to mean
are your boobs showing?
maybe your stomach is showing
i had a really embarrassing moment with that
i was wearing a button up shirt
and i thought i was really cool
and then when i came home i realized that all the buttons on my stomach area were open
"fuck"
Summer of Love
Melissa: i want to see moviez
harry potter/district 9/inglourious
me: i dont want to see any of those
Melissa: my friend who works at the movie theatre said that people walked out of district 9 puking
after i heard that i was like YES
me: why would u puke at district 9
Melissa: it is like a mystery
it's like hearing that people came out of lord of the rings puking
id be like yesss
me: u should eat a bunch of nachos and jalapenos throughout the movie
Melissa: i know
and a large coke
a coke that doesn't even fit in the cup holders
and i am going to cut a hole in my popcorn
me: OMG
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
omg
you're gonna jerk off at district 9
best
classic
harry potter/district 9/inglourious
me: i dont want to see any of those
Melissa: my friend who works at the movie theatre said that people walked out of district 9 puking
after i heard that i was like YES
me: why would u puke at district 9
Melissa: it is like a mystery
it's like hearing that people came out of lord of the rings puking
id be like yesss
me: u should eat a bunch of nachos and jalapenos throughout the movie
Melissa: i know
and a large coke
a coke that doesn't even fit in the cup holders
and i am going to cut a hole in my popcorn
me: OMG
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
omg
you're gonna jerk off at district 9
best
classic
So Long Gay Boys
me: look at that pic
Melissa: why does he look fruity
maybe he is gay
OMG HE IS GAY
that is why he wasn't going for u
me: omg melissa, he is gay
Melissa: look at that face
me: im looking at it
Melissa: that is so gay
omg when u see him u should treat him like a gay boy
and see how he reacts
if he lovez it,
then u know what
me: i know
another one bites the dust
-carrie
Melissa: lolololll
me: i didn't even think that he was gay when i saw that pic for the first time
but once u said it
5 mins ago
it was like mount vesuvius exploded
and now truth lava is all over the earth
Melissa: hahahha
truth lava is all over ur face
Melissa: why does he look fruity
maybe he is gay
OMG HE IS GAY
that is why he wasn't going for u
me: omg melissa, he is gay
Melissa: look at that face
me: im looking at it
Melissa: that is so gay
omg when u see him u should treat him like a gay boy
and see how he reacts
if he lovez it,
then u know what
me: i know
another one bites the dust
-carrie
Melissa: lolololll
me: i didn't even think that he was gay when i saw that pic for the first time
but once u said it
5 mins ago
it was like mount vesuvius exploded
and now truth lava is all over the earth
Melissa: hahahha
truth lava is all over ur face
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