My Man

me: i think one big reason why i prefer stiglitz over bear jew is cuz i like how stiglitz kills his own kind
there is something really hot about that

Melissa: oh i know i was thinking about how u like him so much
i bet its b/c u feel like he would totally protect u
so protective
if a guy smiles at u he would point his gun to his balls

me: i know
sigh

Melissa: or think about how he was whipped
lololol

me: ahahaha
wait
OMG
what was that scene about
i dont get it

Melissa: LOL

me: so he was thinking about that cuz he was bored?

Melissa: okay im sure its totally going to be explained in the prequel
i think it was just to show that his mind does not think about games