Melissa: i want to see moviezharry potter/district 9/inglourious
me: i dont want to see any of those
Melissa: my friend who works at the movie theatre said that people walked out of district 9 puking
after i heard that i was like YES
me: why would u puke at district 9
Melissa: it is like a mystery
it's like hearing that people came out of lord of the rings puking
id be like yesss
me: u should eat a bunch of nachos and jalapenos throughout the movie
Melissa: i know
and a large coke
a coke that doesn't even fit in the cup holders
and i am going to cut a hole in my popcorn
me: OMG
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
omg
you're gonna jerk off at district 9
best
classic
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