Secrets by One Republic

Secrets by One Republic

feat. the new German film "Zweiohrkueken" (Two-Eared Chick),
the sequel to "Keinorhasen" (Rabbit without Ears)
feat. HUGO STIGLITZ

Melissa: did u see the vid yet???

me: no it's taking forever to dl

Melissa: :(
can i tell u what it is

me: no
yes?
tell me

Melissa: k ill tell u
stiglittzzz everywhereee
i think its scenes from his new movie?
at first i thought it was just for the music vid

me: WHAT
WHAT
wait
also
WHAT

Melissa: but some scenes were like totally unexplained and i was like ok this is definitely from a movie
!! yes!!
stiglitzz
isnt that weird??
why would one republic do that lol

me: OH I KNOW
I KNOW WHY
bc u know that one movie where stiglitz is a bully to the girl
he plays the papparazzo [Keinohrhasen]

Melissa: uh huh

me: and he talks to that little girl
who is actually his daughter
well that one republic song with timabland was like the movie theme

Melissa: whaaat loll
sooo weird

me: and when i watched interviews about the movie, they could not stop talking about one republic
cuz they're german
u know?

Melissa: HAHAH
omg lolol

me: i bet that's why one republic asked him to be in the video

Melissa: that is like finding out that twilight vampires sparkle in sunlight

Bear Naked

Melissa: the only person who can beat bear grylls
is bear grylls

me: i know
if u had to be in some kind of region/environment/atmosphere/country with bear, what would it be?
a part of me wants to go to a cold region

Melissa: ooo same here

me: cuz he would find some reason to get butt naked

Melissa: cuz he always gets naked there
LOL

me: sistahhhhhz

Melissa: sistahhhzz
i would ask him to demonstrate how to get out of an ice hole
lol aw cute he has a little pudge on his stomach
eating too many shepards pies at home?

Boyfriend

me: i just realized that sam rockwell's character's name in Choke is Victor

Melissa: oh i knoww
its a sign

me: sign that...?

Melissa: i dunno
just felt like saying it

Shelter from the Storm

Melissa: i had a dream a couple of days ago
that i was on the L
and there was this guy with a gun
who was basically going to kill everyone
and my heart was beating so fast

me: !!
scary

Melissa: i escaped tho

me: lol
and went to grand luxe cafe?

Melissa: even better
i escaped to ur apt
and it was huge

House Hunting

me: after im done with chicago, im going to buy a condo in spinsterville

Melissa: i bet the rent is cheap

Mixed Emotions

Melissa: i have to tell u something
i had a weird embarrassing crush yesterday
while i was watching this one political documentary in my class

me: yes
who

Melissa: this was an old documentary btw
james carville
HAHA

me: ahahahahahhaha
omg
....

Melissa: ok
yeah
he had hair in the documentary
lololll

me: wait can u find a pic of this documentary
i want to see james carville as a hottie

Melissa: 'the war room'
its about clinton's first presidential campaign
i cant find pics
but i can find pics of him next to gollum
the resemblance is uncanny

High Class

Melissa: u are such an elitist

me: omg i am the hugest elitist ever

Melissa: IA stanford northwestern

me: i know

Melissa: ur missing one thing tho
i went to private preschool bitch

me: AHAHAH
omg
i was waiting for it
i know
my whole life
is defined by the fact that i couldn't go to Challenger

Melissa: where is my fucking challenger tote bag
omg challenger's website
such bullshit
i dont have one single memory from that school
and ur the one who got to go to stanford

me: LOL
i have so many memories
of visiting

Life Flashing Before Your Eyes

Melissa: omg what will u do if olympics is in chicago in 2016
will u suicide

me: YES
omg
well maybe if we get olympics then there will be an express train on the weekends

Melissa: hahahah
but there would be like 50 million ppl on it
and like
cubs game
every day
all day
all night
x2

me: it would be so bad
2016
how many yrs is that
6
ok
i have to get the hell out of chicago before then
BUT
omg
what if i get to have sex with like some swimmers

Melissa: LOL
consider urself STDed
chicago's a big town
big vaginas

me: i know
lololll
man
yeah on friday we are having a viewing party at work
to see if we get it
if we do, i dont know what's going to happen

Melissa: u should have a funeral party!!!
since u all are going to commit suicide
u can have a funeral while ur still alive
cuz once everyone suicides no one will be alive to show up to ur funeral

Street Smart

Melissa: okay one reason why i love victor: he knows more actor names than i do

me: that's amazing
that's really important
that's why the guy i met this weekend is off my list
cuz he didn't know who jason segel was

Melissa: how could u not know who jason segel is
he must be from the 20th century

Suddenly I See

Melissa: this clip of the Blind Date movie
apparently blindness is when u focus ur eyes on people's pantsss
blindness should be called pantness
okay too much
i couldnt bring myself to watch the whole video

True Colors

me: i dont think that the interviewer was accusing Zach of being gay tho

Melissa: haha yeah he was assuming he was straight
when u assume you make an ass out of u and me

Papa, Paparazzi

me: i was like omg i want to move to LA
and marry someone famous
but then when i walked into the business school today
and saw so many hotties
i was like
no i want to marry a wealthy anonymous person
bc i am a private person

Melissa: oh i kno
u would be so annoyed if they were famous
cuz u would know too much about them too quickly

me: it would be a huge nightmare
well it's not that
i dont mind knowing too much
it's just that
u cant go to Safeway without someone making a big
deal out of it

Melissa: hehe yeah
so sad
i would get so much crap in the tabloids about my
safeway excursions
no makeup

The Lost Girls

Melissa: hehehe
we should become professional Imaginers
we would do well in the world of Hook