Sunday, September 27, 2009

Parental Advice


me: so i was feeling good about last night
and then when i talked to mommy
she basically was like
oh that's great but take it slow
you dont know who they slept with
you dont know who they really are
she gave me the whole spiel
and i mean she is right, but what a buzzkill

Melissa: hahah
oh i kno
she has to say that tho
or else she is like orange oprah
lindsay lohan's mom

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