Celebrity Baby

me: btw javier bardem knocked up penelope cruz
Melissa: he knocked her up knocked her up?
like they are pregnant?
me: yes
she is pregnant
Melissa: omg
what is their baby going to look like
penelope with bells palsy
me: AHAHAHHAHA
omg
that was outloud
Melissa: LOLL yesss
me: first of all
that kid
is going to use an icepick to get out of her stomach
secondly
all the nurses, doctors, and anyone who looks at it will turn into stone
thirdly
Melissa: http://www.klinikmaziah.com/images/Bells_palsy1.gif


that is thirdly