Jury Duty

Melissa: have u ever had to do jury duty?
me: nope
Melissa: ur so lucky that uve never been summoned
i dont wanna go
lol
me: i know
Melissa: its tomorrow
im going to eat le peep before i go
cuz i fucking deserve it
me: lol omg yeah u are totally going to le peep beforehand
i wonder what the case will be
Melissa: what if i show up for jury duty and judge judy is the judge
me: omg
best
Melissa: when i do jury duty do i have to discuss with the other jury members to whether he is innocent or not
or is that with just serious cases
me: i dont know
u watch a video i think
Melissa: haha oh with celebs right?
me: lol yes
like corey feldman
Melissa: i remember we watched something like that in american gov class
that is so american
to have celebs in the video
me: oh i know
Melissa: what if it is the next OJ
omg
i would die
i would kill myself right then and there
maybe i will get to be on fox news
and talk about the case
me: LOL
u would get on the Today Show
ann curry would interview you
right after she interviews a boy who lost his hands in a lemonade stand accident
Melissa: omg i hope so
my answer to everything will be 'ur pretty'
me: she is so pretty
omg
i hope that the case u are going to is the trial of michael jackson's doctor
Melissa: HAHA
omg
i know
i would jump out of the building
it is the only thing to do

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Update:

Melissa: omgomg
jury duty got cancelled
best day ever
!!!!

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Update:

Melissa: I am scared they are going to summon me again
it is a looming monster