Past His Prime

Me: Wait, Bryan Greenberg's concert was the worst thing I have ever seen. It was worse than Yanni.
Melissa: Yanni was the best.

Me: The opening act was so bad.
Melissa: The opening act was so much better than Bryan Greenberg.

Melissa: All of his songs sound the same.
Me: It sounds like my air conditioner.
Melissa: No, your air conditioner is way better because it's soothing.

Melissa: p.s.
bryan greenberg
Me: bryan greenberg totally ruined bryan greenberg
Melissa: i know
he spoiled everything
he was air
dust
he was a big dust bunny
on stage
with a guitar
Me: bryan is underneath my bed right now
he's also in the corner
he's also in my bagless vacuum
Melissa: he is the space behind the TV

Me: i just wanted to go to Schubas cuz it rhymes with tubas
Melissa: oh i know
that was totally my reasoning too