IB Book Club

me: i want to start a book club with you
where we just re-read IB lit
and react to it as adults
Melissa: hahah
omg that is good
of course Song of Solomon would be the first
me: can we skip Night
Melissa: yes
can we skip Grendel
i didnt read it
at all
me: The Stranger
can we read that twice
Melissa: haha YES that was what i was going to say
me: Midaq Alley
Melissa: omg i ordered that movie from amazon
but never got it
i didnt realize that i didnt get it until years later
can we do The Importance of Being Earnest
twice
me: YES
omg
that is my fav
Melissa: omg u know what would be the best
if we had a talk show
and we would discuss the books
and we would dress up for each book


Melissa: for mishima we would get bowl cuts



me: for midaq alley we would wrap ourselves in bandages bc our bones are brittle


Melissa: and for the stranger we would wear sunglasses
cuz we dont want to accidently murder anyone



me: Chronicle of a Death Foretold we would be in priest robes
with bloody hands
and then on the set of our talk show there are random entrail props
Melissa: LOLL omg those entrails


Melissa: for The Tempest we can dress up as Caliban


me: hmm what else
for Grendel we could just wear spaghetti straps
bc our hairy backs are self explanatory
they tell the whole story
Melissa: HAHAH