Obsessed

me: on myspace, the Improvised Shakespeare Company is a 28 yr old male
Melissa: hahah they have a myspace?? lol
do they have an asianavenue
i like how they are there for 'networking and serious relationships'
can i get into a serious relationship with improvised shakespeare co?
me: Improvised Shakespeare is Single
and aquarius
Melissa: lollll
do u get along with aquarius
me: mommy is aquarius
so
not really

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me: btw greg was the best part about the show
but i doubt we'll ever talk much about him
Melissa: haha oh i kno
cuz hes gay
and he will never be into us
plus he has the neck of a giraffe

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Melissa: WHO IS UR CRUSH
its bugging me
doesnt it make u sad though
that u can't even find an ounce of information
i mean u can even google me
and find who i am
i am more important than him
me: lololol
that's SO weird
i know
why
it makes him so sexy
Melissa: hahahha
or old
either one
im leaning towards old

me: maybe God wont let us find info on him cuz im gonna marry him
Melissa: hahah i know
after he divorces his wife of 10 years of course
and figures out the custody of his 2 kids
(probz)

me: my dream is to marry him
and
when he has a special show in nyc
i would fly with him
and hang out with karina all day and then see the show at night
Melissa: lolll
me: and then eat at a diner afterwards until 6am
Melissa: stop it ur butterflies will explode
overpopulation

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me: wait
do u realize that we have been talking about improvised shakespeare for a million hours
Melissa: yes
billion hours
to be exact