Looking For Love

me: i read my monthly love horoscope

it said that by the end of the month i could totally be in a relationship

Melissa: hahhaha
u can be in a relationship right now
go up to a homeless man
and say will u go out with me

me: i just read my fortune from my fortune cookie
it says "A cheerful message is on its way to you".

Melissa: loll
what does that mean

me: what if it said "you could probably be in a relationship by the end of the month"

Melissa: LOL
omg
pick the cutest homeless guy maggie
the one with the least fuzziest teeth